So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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