My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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