Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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