I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Spanking with handcuffs?