Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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