Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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