I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
