We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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