The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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