R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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