you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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