just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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