just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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