i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize