we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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