Your dad touched me again.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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