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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dicks are not precious.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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