I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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