You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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