dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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