Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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