are you still at the devil's house?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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