do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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