This girl is more easily done than said...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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