If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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