I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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