"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Shame - the story of my life.
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