I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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