That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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