can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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