shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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