People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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