This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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