my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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