Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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