I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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