you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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