I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I understand Curling. That high.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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