writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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