I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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