i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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