I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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