I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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