But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
