i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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