She said her name was "party"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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