are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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