Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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