making cat noises will not fix the situation.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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