someone threw a dead crab at me
I don't think brook has ever known best
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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