I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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