My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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