OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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