my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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