Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
sex in a hospital.. check
I just had sex on a roof
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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